Yesterday -
Us: Jack, what did you learn in junior church today?
Jack: "UMMMMM let me see".....long pause....."ummm.....nuffing."

Today -
Jack: "Are we gonna die on trees?"
WHAT!?!
Jack: Mrs. Maggie says we're gonna die on trees.
Us: I think she was teaching about Jesus dying on the tree.
Jack: Oh yeah! JESUS died on the tree.

WHEW!